I’ll leave out all of the welcome-to-my-new-blog crap, because there isn’t much ballyhoo to be had.

[n. bal-ee-hoo; v. bal-ee-hoo, bal-ee-hoo] 
–noun

1. a clamorous and vigorous attempt to win customers or advance any cause; blatant advertising or publicity.

While there’s a whole host of things to discuss this evening, I’ve opted instead to just bullet the fun stuff:

  • President Bush signed a new law that makes it legal for “the government to seize individuals on American soil and detain them indefinitely with no opportunity to challenge their detention in court.” (AP-Russ Feingold-Oct 17)
  • The NRSC, RNC & GOP have all but given up on the senate race in Ohio.  Poor, poor Mike DeWine. You can check out some of Democratic challenger Sherrod Brown’s ads HERE.
  • Some douche named Ben Smith opines on the cross he spotted around Hillary’s neck.  (Drudge totally shits his gay pants.)
  • Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh got together to stroke eachother’s cocks (wrong Republican) egos today and this is what the Vice President had to say about Iraq: If you look at the general overall situation, they’re doing remarkably well.
  • Oh yeah…October 28, 2006 – Book People - Austin TX – 8pm—————-AMY SEDARIS, y’all.  AMY SEDARIS.

Today’s props go out to my girls Condi and Laura for not gagging, melting, or flinching whilst swearing in the United State’s new Global AIDS coordinator, Mark Dybul.  Get this…his partner held the freakin’ Bible during the ceremony AND Condi referred to his partner’s mother as Mr. Dybul’s mother-in-law.

Blah blah blah, the wackjob “Christians” are in a snit…and no one fucking cares.

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